Day 3: Two Posts In A Day. Can You Handle It?

Ben's Blog 2: Day 3

Today was definitely a success. Undoubtedly. Absolutely. Undeniably.

Why?

I WENT SHOPPING.

Don't judge.

But yeah, we went thrift shopping. Immense amounts of fun. New clothes. Or at least as new as old clothes can be. I'm fairly happy with what I got, though I didn't find any socks. Oh well. 

I'm too tired to count how much stuff I got, but the amount was considerable. A few sweatshirts, a messenger bag, some sweaters and a few other odds and ends. I'm gonna stop talking about clothes because people question me enough already.

Back at my aunt's house we have a few new arrivals. Family from far and near are driving, flying, and taking alternative means of transport to get here for the reunion. Heck, there are even people *I* don't know.

 To continue. Dinner was tacos. With the novelty that instead of taco meat, I used pulled pork! Mmmmmm... Weird, yet oddly delicious. I'll have to try it again some time. 

Right now we're off to go ice blocking. It's a fun sport. Basically you get really large blocks of ice, find a large hill, sit on the ice, and slide all the way down. It's a rush. More often than not you get butt bruises, but it's worth it.

That's all for tonight. 

Catch ya later!

-Ben

Day 2: In Which Ben Does NOTHING

I really have to get used to this whole "posting every day" thing. It's such an odd phenomenon.

TODAY!

Or rather yesterday.

We uh..

Um....

Shoot. I think we did some things. Or maybe not. I recall there were a lot of video games involved...

WAIT GOT IT!

Okay so we woke up, in the porta-potty-smoker-bomb house, which still smells gross. I didn't get a chance to shower before we were rushed out the door, but that's okay because I'll do it at my aunt's house. I believe today *was* to be the day we went thrift shopping, but unfortunately my parents forgot. No new socks for Ben. [frowny face emote here]

For those who don't know, as of last year, I've developed a taste for argyle socks. (That's the diamond pattern you see on a lot of sweater vests.) The longer the socks, the better. The only problem with this taste is that argyle socks are three times as expensive as normal socks, so I must buy them all secondhand because I'm a broke little son-of-a-gun. So I was looking forward to thrift shopping in Boise, because Sequim's thrift shops are rather lacking in pretty much every department.

Oh well. We'll go tomorrow. (Today? I need to stop writing about yesterday. Today. Augh.)

I'm not gonna lie, the rest of the day was pretty boring. Spent the entire day playing video games with my cousins and playing piano. Aren't I just a ball of thrilling action?

I promise I'll do more exciting stuff tomorrow, and even if I don't, I'll *pretend* I did. I need creative writing practice.

Dinner was baked potatoes with all the fixings. Quite delicious, with corn and watermelon on the side. I had to shuck the corn.

I know, shucks to be me. *Ba-Dum Tssss*

I apologize.

No quote for the day today. Just a lot of kids complaining about losing at video games. After dinner we hung out a while and went to the house where we're staying and had fun playing tag in the dark and screaming our heads off for an hour. Then we played cards. 

That's all for today. Yesterday. Today.

Ugh.

Stay classy, San Diego.

-Ben

My Socks

Day 1: OKAY I STARTED THE BLOG AGAIN. WILL YOU STOP ASKING ME NOW??

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children, the elderly, and cats alike, it's true. The Heintz Family Adventures  Blog is active once more, as requested.

This time we're headed to Idaho, as well as a bit of Utah for a family reunion on my mom's side. Exciting.

So. Here goes.

Day 1: Expected departure time: 6:00 AM

...

Actual departure time: 9:30 AM

...

Okay make it more like 10:15 AM. I love my family. 

To be fair the late departure time was mostly my fault. I'm lazy and proud of it. But at least we got out before noon, so that's nice. I might have forgotten breakfast in my rush.

OH! Speaking of which, that provides the perfect segue (segue, not Segway, yes, it's a word, look it up if you're unfamiliar) into my new feature of this blog.

Drumroll please...

QUOTE OF THE DAY!

(confetti and streamers and guitar riffs here)

That's right. Each day, given that said day is entertaining, I will provide highlights of the day in the form of dialogue and or soliloquies, more or less verbatim. (I'm gonna quote stuff I find funny.)

Today's quote comes from Mom.

"No, we are NOT opening cookies for breakfast... you can have donuts instead."

A little context for that quote...

Actually, it's better without context. So that's my mother for you. Mostly loopy. A little eccentric. Love her nonetheless.

Back to the plot! We departed, and spent a long, rather uneventful journey in the car with only four or so bathroom breaks. New record! I believe it took somewhere around 12 hours to get to Boise, where we will be staying for heaven knows how long. The entire trip should take two weeks or so, but somewhere in there we're going to Provo, Utah.

The brothers and I spent a good portion of the trip playing Nintendo, and sleeping/listening to music/plotting each other's murder.

On the way we went by someplace named Deadman Pass. Which I can assure you did wonders for my apprehension about mother driving. 

Usually, my dad drives the long distances, but this time my mom did a bit of the driving so that my dad could get some rest. He didn't get much what with his  manic yelling to "WATCH OUT FOR THAT SEMI" and "STAY ON THE ROAD" and "HERE HAVE SOME SNACKS", at which point he started throwing small assorted processed foods at everyone. One got stuck under the brake pedal, and another startled mom, causing her to accelerate off the road. I'm writing this entry from the ICU of the Ontario, Oregon hospital.

Scratch that last paragraph.

We arrived in Boise, without event, at around 9:00 PM, MDT.

What with the surplus of people and half-people known as my younger cousins, we'll be staying at some empty house somewhere, which only faintly smells like someone was smoking in a porta-potty and decided it would be a fun joke to explode it.

I'm not kidding.

Anyway. Tomorrow should be fun. I say that like I'm not actually writing this post from "tomorrow". That's it for today. Except for this picture.

Rasta Skittles. Now with added THC.

Sorry that was in poor taste. 

HAHA GET IT?? TASTE?

I'm done now.

-Ben

Day 29: It's So Good To Be Home! [July 13]

Ben's Blog: Day 29 [July 13]
Well. Today's the day. If all goes well, we should be home shortly after three in the afternoon. I'm pretty sure I'll just crash when I get home. For the meantime though, I'm practically wired.

So yes. The only stops we're making today are for gas, and home. Sounds like I'll spend the day listening to music, and staring wistfully out the window. Maybe I'll amuse myself by making faces at the other cars. That's always fun... I especially enjoy staring down people that try to pretend they don't see me. Hehehe...

As far as music goes, I definitely prefer non-mainstream artists. It seems like most of the popular artists these days are insanely unoriginal, and all they ever do is talk about drugs and such. And people wonder why I don't relate...

Highlights of today's listening include: The Glitch Mob, Yellowcard, The Downtown Fiction, All-American Rejects, The Hush Sound, Panic! at the Disco, fun. (Yes, it's lowercase, and has a period at the end. Get over it.), Maroon 5 (Yes, they're mainstream, but their cover of The Way You Look Tonight is most definitely not), Owl City, Sinfonia of London Orchestra, Glen Miller And His Orchestra, Frank Sinatra, Gene Kelly, Bing Crosby, DeVotchKa, The Polyphonic Spree, Sondre Lerche, The Airborne Toxic Event, Michael Buble, Alkaline Trio, Train, and many more.

I did not realize today was Friday the 13th, otherwise I would probably have picked up a hockey mask to use while staring down people... I can imagine the looks on the faces of those superstitious few. [Insert Evil Laugh Here]

I can't decide if I'm ending this blog when I get home, or if I should continue it. I guess that would give me motivation to do interesting things so I could write about it, but... I don't really know.

*snaps fingers*

I know! You guys can decide. Comment with what you think I should do.

(Now I can see how many of you actually read this...)

-On My Way Home,
Ben

Day 27: Fort McKinney...

Ben's Blog: Day 27 [July 11]
I woke up before most of my family. I was in a tent. By myself. Oh yeah, life is good. I got to shower this morning, which is always nice. Although I felt awkward, because the stalls allowed you to see the head of the person next you. Eesh. They were all old men. *shudder*

On a happier note, breakfast was oatmeal. Peaches and Cream, with a hot chocolate on the side. Shaken, not stirred. Heh heh heh... And a little Vodka Martini for you...

The rest of the 'chilluns took ages to wake up, and get packed up. I can't believe them. They're so unpunctual.

[Truthful Interjection #23: Contrary to popular belief, I was actually on time this morning. Not sure why...]

Lots of driving today. We saw Mount Rushmore, passingly, and we also saw Devil's Tower, again passingly. In other words, Dad didn't really want to stop and get out. So at least I can say I've seen them. At least through a car window.

In fact, we were driving so fast, we got to Gillette a day earlier than expected. This meant I got to see my friend Alex a day earlier. I was super excited. She had dinner with us, which was really the only way I was gonna be able to have time to talk to her. So yeah. Dinner was good, as was the conversation. I ordered pancakes, and got waaaaay more than I expected. Still can't believe I ate them all. THEY WERE HUGE! And there were five of them. I normally eat like four medium ones. So I'm stuffed right now. Any mention of food, and I'm liable to barf.

Sadly, we didn't spend much more time in Gillette after dinner, so I guess it's goodbye to Alex for quite some time. At least face to face. Thank heavens for Facebook. I swear, I'd have like twenty less friends if not for Facebook. (Wait, wouldn't that mean I'd have negative 17?) Haha, kidding. It would be -10.

So yeah. We have another hour of driving ahead of us, before we get to Buffalo. (That's in Wyoming, in case you didn't know.) So I think I'll be sleeping. *sigh*...

Goodnight. If the hotel has wi-fi, today's and yesterday's entries will be posted. If not... well, you wouldn't be reading this anyway, now would you?

-Between Gillette And Buffalo (And Wishing It Was Still Gillette),
Ben

OH! I forgot. We're staying at a Super 8 Motel... and we got the Fort McKinney Suite. I thought it was amusing because my friend's last name is McKinney.

Day 28: Have Car, Will Travel

Ben's Blog: Day 28 [July 12]
Well, the hotel was nice. I slept well enough. We got out relatively early, after all, we had a long way to go. In fact, we're heading all the way from Wyoming to Washington today. Quite a distance...

We really don't have any stops planned for today. Mainly we just want to get away from the heat, and back home. I seriously hope it's not hot in Sequim. (Sorry to all you people there who like the heat. Go to D.C. if you want some... I hear they're pretty warm about now.)

I can't decided if I'm happy or not about going home. I mean, part of me wants to be home, with my friends, and out of the sun. However, this trip was actually okay, (despite my best intentions not to enjoy it), and I'll miss the fun of sleeping somewhere different every night, and being cramped into a car with screaming siblings, and not having anyone to talk to, and fighting over electronics, and... Okay, so yeah. I'm ready to be home. Desperately so. I need Washington, with its clean air, and well water, and lack of temperatures over 80 degrees. Here I come!

Tonight, we will be sleeping in Washington actually. Spokane to be precise. The FairBridge Inn, I believe, is what the hotel is called. It's pretty nice. The room's not as large as the one in the Super 8, but that's cause we didn't get a suite. *sigh*. My poor tortured existence. Not getting a suite...

[Truthful Interjection #24: I'm okay with the hotel room. Heaven knows it's larger than mine back home. Although mine doesn't have six people in it. Honestly, I'm just glad I have a place to crash.]

Tomorrow's the day we get home. No stops, just an all out stretch for home. I'm ready to be done.

-The Evergreen State (At Least, I'm Pretty Sure Washington's The Evergreen State. I'm Not All That Sure Any More),
Ben

^Fort McKinney Suite

Day 26: Short Entry For A Long Day

Ben's Blog: Day 26 [July 10]
Well. Nothing really happened today. We drove. That's about it. We spent the entire day heading home. Stayed at a KOA. It was nice, because they have wi-fi. Which is, after all, one of the necessities of life.

I'm sorry that I don't really have to much. Some of glad of this. We honestly didn't do much today. Really. That's it. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

So... I'm gonna end this, at a point that would normally be premature, right here. Because there is nothing more to say.

-KOA In Kennebec, South Dakota,
Ben