Saturday, June 16, 2012

Day 2: Bowling, Breakfast, and a Side of Zombies

Ben's Blog: Day 2
Yesterday, (Or rather today), we arrived in Boise. My entire being was aching, due to falling asleep while hunched over. We pulled into our cousin's driveway, and snuck inside, falling asleep almost as soon as my head hit the arm of the sofa.

This morning, breakfast was Pancakes. (Chocolate Chip and Blueberry)
Toppings consisted of Syrup, Butter, and Whipped Cream. It was quite delicious. I'm tempted to post pictures to make those reading even more hungry.

The first part of the day was spent "recuperating" which is a fancy way of saying I did nothing worthwhile.

[Truthful Interjection #2: I did practice piano, and play Nintendo. I consider those things worthwhile, although my parents tend to disagree.]

Lunch was Kraft Macaroni, skillfully prepared, (as skillfully prepared as Macaroni can be prepared, anyway) and afterwards, I went bowling. I'd like to say I threw two perfect games... So yeah. I threw two perfect games. Everyone was simply agog over my marvelous abillity to hit a standing target with a large object. That was fun.

[Truthful Interjection #3: I barely broke 60 on my first game, and 70 the second.]

Not much worth mentioning happened after that, other than my father's gross overreaction to use of electronics. (Gross as in huge, not disgusting). If I don't post for a few days, it's because I've been grounded, not because I'm dead. Currently, I'm digesting a magnificently cooked steak, and Pina Colada smoothie. I've decided the evening needs more excitement... So. We were attacked by a horde of Zombies. I fended off half a dozen of them with a broken lawn chair, and got one with a few golfballs. I was almost overtaken when the Intergalactic Police arrived and...

That's about all the excitement I can handle.
-A Picnic Table In Boise,
Ben

[Truthful Interjection #4: There were no Zombies (I hope you were able to figure that out on your own). However, it is my dad's birthday, and that's enough excitement for me.]

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  1. I do hope the commentaries continue ... I love to read them!

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